I ain't no saint

Adj: a sexuality promiscuous, but still morally and publicly decent , teenage girl who is classy in the streets but sassy in the sheets.

If I ain't no saint can characterize your girlfriend, you are so lucky.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2014

I vote con

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your disapproval in a longer sentence than 'No.' or 'GTFO.' Counterpart of 'To vote pro'.

"We shoud totally have a Urban Dictionary sub-forum!"
"Hell no, I vote con."

by FDman May 18, 2010

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

I smack butt cheeks: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: I smack butt cheeks: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

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I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

ANES I FORTI

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"ANES I FORTI" ONLY

by Donald Trump• January 7, 2019