National Ass Clapping Day

August 30th. A day when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.

Sara: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Day?
Lilly: OMG! I need to post a video of myself twerking in a thong!

by BodyHottie October 12, 2015

Ass Hat Dip Shit

An incompetent idiot who frequently screws up and often forgets to do things.

The more appropriate version would be butt hat dip crap, it more friendly but just as offensive.

Kaite was an ass hat dip shit who kept forgeting to pick up her cord.

by the non ass hat dip shit July 8, 2012

my ass

A work of art, a place that no man may ever touch....ever....

Hey have you seen my ass? It's beautiful.

by Cow December 21, 2004

“Bounce dat ass”

What you say to someone who decides to twerk in public

Random lady across the street filming a TikTok
You: “BOUNCE DAT ASS”

by Equinawx July 3, 2022

Black cock in the ass

Black cock in the ass

“Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”
“Black cock in the ass”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

From My ass

A phrase that can be added to the beginning of any sentence but never have any effect on what the sentence says

From my ass I prefer to actually study than to keep Pauling or do the Itoro on Mike

by ayhesaidit June 11, 2018

crack-ass worthy

Made up expression to describe a really laugh friendly situation or joke.

That girl is awful funny; she really cracks my ass.

by melissa March 12, 2005