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no-man

The opposite of a yes-man. And just as one-sided and hence bad.

Somebody who disagrees with and rejects everything, even people who are on his side or things that are to his advantage. Often just because they didn’t come from him.

Examples include some of the grumpy old men (the others are mere realists with life experience), the average German (I’m sorry, but it’s our national sport), and “Republicans” under a “Democrat” president (to appear as if they are not two arms of the same enemy of the people).
“Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.” — C.N. Parkinson
by Evil Machine December 11, 2018
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volcano man

volcano man is the definition of Aidan grant ! it will erupt at any moment !! be careful
by Aidan Johnathan grant March 9, 2021
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Iran man

Basically someone ran, man cause yeah they aren't sigma Ohio mogging new livvy dunn rizzing baby gront
Yo some funky geeza looked at me and Iran man
by Sigma boi Ohio grimace June 4, 2024
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Dee Man

An alter ego used for men with the name “Andy”. A Dee man is a classified reprobate who is likely to cause offence or carnage wherever he goes. A Dee man will likely appear from a mere muggles body, but only when either too much alcohol or Peruvian snow has been consumed. The said innocent human affected may not even know their inner Dee man has came out only until the morning after, however, the curse of the Dee man allows for categorically 0 remorse or regret to be felt. You can tell when a Dee-man has entered the room by his enormous stature, he will claim to be 6ft5 when in reality scrapes 5ft10. This will be accompanied by an accent that get ever increasingly hard to understand the more his inner Dee man grows. The only saving grace the menace to society brings is that he is equipped with an absolute monster of a cock, however unfortunate he never gets to use it.
“You see the way he’s smashing those lines and beers? He’s gonna turn into the Dee man soon”
by The Irish G.O.A.T November 23, 2021
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Moose man

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 6, 2022
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The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.
"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"
by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023
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incel man

an involuntarily celibate bitch who thinks making sexist comments and jokes about women is fine. he thinks women owe him something and often whines about being lonely to make women feel bad for them. he is that type of man who can come off as creepy and will probably tell you the story of when a girl broke his heart in first grade and uses it as an excuse for his behaviors. incels often have an addiction to beating their meat to porn every night because they dont know how to talk to women in real life without being weird and straight up disrespectful. they are the men who hit you up with a suggestive message on social media instead of acting like normal men and not like horny bitches in heat.
incel: "hey girl. you're beautiful, do you send any?"

girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"

incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"

girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."

incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
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