your mom 

Used when no other explaination is necessary or there is no right answer.

OR

What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.

You: "So, why did you decide to sell your children as black market sex slaves and start regularly injected acetone into your veins?"

Me: "Your mom."

Or

You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done."

Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"

your mom by njadams10 January 10, 2008

your mom 

what people say because they are to damn stupid to think of anything else...

person 1: dude i just walked into a wall...
person 2: your so damn stupid...
person 1: YOUR MOM!

your mom by Homey wiz focizal February 27, 2008

your face

a good dis unless said to much

"Well your stupid." "Your face is STUPID!!!!!!"

your face by Cierra Koolness o bby March 12, 2008

your two inches 

a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis

this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive

also useful in bullshit arguments

often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways

guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer

guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night

guy 1: oh with your two inches?

guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE

guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin

your two inches by coolbiker7 February 26, 2009

Your mother in a box

An insult to a persons mother that makes no sense. This insult is usually followed by the phrase, "Ooh, nigga you just got burned!"

Dude, Your Mother in a BOX!

Your mother in a box by Agentx170019972010q March 1, 2010

Your mom 

The person who gave birth to whom you are addressing, not necessarily a joke.

"Your mom is a very nice lady."
"It was good to hear from your mom the other day."

Your mom by AdamOpp May 16, 2010

Your hair's pretty! 

An immediate somewhat ineffectual response. Usually when you are speaking badly about someone else and that person asks what you said.

Nothing!Your hair's pretty!

Your hair's pretty! by SillehGoose July 7, 2010