Wolfcon

The Most Sexiest and Muscular man you will ever meet, he is super talented at intercourse and also like big things in his mouth, by that i mean boobies.

That man right there is a wolfcon.

by Big Man is Always here December 12, 2020

Wolf Brandies

A horribly gruesome case of runny chunky trots that looks like Wolf Brand Chili (with or without beans depending on consistency). There are 3 levels of “The Wolf Brandies” - no beans, mild, and spicy.

Burl: Bro I just ate 5 quadruple layer burritos from Toxic Hell...where’s your bathroom?
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.

by Government Cheese Eater December 14, 2020

wolfhanging

Similar to mooning, wolfhanging involves prominently displaying one’s scrotum (usually to the opposite sex) while bending over and dropping one’s drawers. When done as a fraternity prank, wolfhanging is usually done from a moving vehicle with the individuals on the passenger side leaving the windows approximately 75% open so as to hang the testicles on the outside of the glass while mooning the victims of the prank.

As Robb pulled the Yukon alongside the Caddy full of old bitties on their way to a ladies luncheon at the country club, Jim and Doug rolled down their windows and wolfhung the old bats who hadn’t seen a good wolfhanging since their days cruising fraternity row.

by KortaWasHere December 27, 2020

wolfbit

The name of a person that is the leader and main character of a group or series

Me : wolfbit is a cool character
Friend : your an idiot

by Wolfybit December 31, 2020

wole3a

The act of interacting with the person that is potentially your upcoming lover. Interactions include : talking, joking, dramatic events and intense eye contact.

Hey take care! Ben could steal yours .. he is practicing wole3a.

by wole3a theory author February 19, 2021

woffely

when you are sad

when you are thinking of a teacher that makes you do a lot of homework and that is hot
and it is when you think someone is hotter then you

hey man you are really woffely

by Penguina82938928 January 16, 2021

wolfbogan

A bogan-hippy hybrid, characterized by their love for crystals, dream catchers, incense, and metal. Unlike pure hippies, they often lack values and empathy. Unlike a bogan, they like Fleetwood Mac as well as ACDC. These folk can often found wearing garments depicting howling wolves, tie-dye, and leather shit with tassels. Often found at carnivals, these beings somehow survive on selling pewter dragons, friendship bracelets, and drugs.

You are such a wolfbogan. Look at those dream catchers and your wolf-themed bedspread

by Grant Peen January 27, 2021