Rice mum

“They come from a background where rice isn’t just food—it’s a way of life. If you don’t know at least five ways to cook it, you might as well turn in your cultural card. From perfectly fluffy bowls to questionable leftover fried experiments, rice is basically the MVP of every meal and the silent witness to all family drama at the dinner table.”

‘He’ll be well fed, he’s got a rice mum’

by Rolyat Meg December 17, 2024

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Rice resignation

resigning after doing something considered inconsequentially small in magnitude (like a grain of rice) but dishonorable as defined by general society and the individual resigning

It was comical and ironic that Minister Eto should submit his rice resignation after joking about never having to buy rice when other civil servants across the globe manage to remain in power despite cheating, lying, and stealing.

by jojodaklown May 21, 2025

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Rice University

A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.

Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!

by anonymous May 3, 2025

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