Brown Colgate

(v); the act of rubbing fresh poop in between the cracks of another's teeth.

I brown colgated the crap outta that bitch made her cry.

I want her to brown colgate me so bad to make my teeth brown.

by Poopbringer June 22, 2010

Chris Brown

The best singer in the world. He is a awesome gangsta and a rich nigga. He go's to night clubs and has a big mansion.

Did you see Chris Browns new song, It was fire.

by ChrisBrownLova May 12, 2016

Cranking A Brown

When you take a shit. Usually during an upper decking.

I was really Cranking A Brown at the party. Nothing funnier than Upper Decking someones toliet during a party. I of course left the party after i shitted.

by upper deck crew July 30, 2009

Brown Phase

A racial insensitivity term to describe when a white family member or members partake in relationships with those of a brown complexion, creating a phase or generation of the family to be of brown complexion

I asked Barbara Bush about Jeb’s wife and her reply was “ it’s just a Brown Phase for our family”

by Not_pc_joe January 19, 2018

Brown October

Similar to the infamous Russian stealth submarine "Red October," the Brown October is a shitmarine dump that immediately disappears once in the water. The Brown October is loyal to no one and has its own mission and agenda.

Brian had been on a steady diet of steak and potatoes and his lower intestines had been busy creating a undercover special ops project. Brian had become constipated having not taking a shit in nearly 5 days, so he decided to drink some prune juice to get things flowing. His lower intestines released a Brown October into the toilet bowl and the shitmarine immediately disappeared to a depth of 2 fathoms to avoid being spotted.

by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014

brown rage

A bad case of the shits - whether they be soft or hard.

Oh my god I have got the worst brown rage.

by nickers November 28, 2003

Brown Baggin

Seattle, WA

brown baggin is when you're walkin around in public drinking alcohol, most likely out of a brown bag.

Some of the more clever people prefer to hide the alcohol in an incognito cup, this is refered to as The Magiver Cup

"fuckin homeless people always brown baggin down town, I wish we could put them all in an arena and watch them eat each other."

by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009