university of western ontario 

A university located in London, Ontario, Canada which maintains to have one of the highest entering averages of all schools in Canada and possibly the United States with most programs now requiring at least a 90% average out of high school. Despite its high stress on academics and many awarded professors, it is known to be the party school of Canada, be home to one of David Letterman's top ten places to get knocked up, saugeen- maitland hall residence, and hold the most good looking students of all Canadian universities. With its award winning campus and ivy covered limestone walls it resembles an ivy league university complete with the reputation. Nicknamed the country club, its built on the site of a former golf and country club and retains this name due to its attracting of some of the richest students in Canada and internationally. Lacoste, Abercrombie, Polo, Lululemon, Hollister, Gucci, Ugg, are just some of the identifying signs of a student that attends UWO, also a sense of oblivion as to anything going on outside of the "Western bubble" and its gates is quite prevalent amongst its students. It could be confused for an American school with its abundance of Fraternities and Sororities. It is home to many sports teams (including a rowing team which beat out all ivy league schools and many other international schools), tennis courts complete with covered domes in the winter, the popular student hangout The Spoke, a restaurant/bar/club The Wave, and even a fine dining restaurant Michaels, the Ivey school of business, and a soon to be built recreation centre that will rival those of many of the biggest athletic schools in the US (even though it will most likely not better the football teams success). UWO - you love it (the parents that believe their children are truly earning the family company they are the heir to) or hate it (every other Canadian university).

University of Western Ontario is the most americanized school outside of the USA.

university of western ontario by anonymous UWO student April 10, 2007

Yale University 

Founded in 1701, Yale University was designed to counteract Harvard and groom future US Presidents. As one of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning and a member of the ivy league, Yale is particularly noted for its strong undergraduate program, Yale College, the Yale Law School, and the Yale School of Drama. The size of the stick that must be shoved up your ass to attend is now 5 inches (well about the Ivy League median of 3 inches, but a half inch below the maximum). This stick has been growing at an ever-growing rate in recent years, as Yale has consistently recorded the highest endowment growth of any elite university and has seen a resurgence in its programs.

Yale University is the home of future retarded elitist douches. I mean US Presidents.

Yale University by G0dly342 August 27, 2008

University of Washington 

A state run program to harbor all foreign nationalities, but mostly Asians. Asians, Asians, Asians and more Asians. UW propaganda attempts to make attendees (AKA Fuskies) feel better about themselves by inflating their enormous egos by supplying pink t-shirts, 2 sizes to small, to all men and by confiscating all female underwear (most girls are already so slutty, they often have none already).

Luckily, UW alerts the general public of a Fuskies presence by smothering its inhabitants with gaudy purple and gold, which are the universal colors for "Yes, I tan and go to Starbucks every day, please key my car."

Sadly, while UW was intended for foreign exchange students, unintelligent, insecure, high school sluts and bisexual men from here in America have, over time, been attracted to UW, thus enhancing UW's reputation as a breeding ground for STD's, bad sports teams, and cum spiked hair.

Kieth, you Fuskie, get up to the University of Washington.

University of Washington by Nob~~ June 14, 2010

university of san francisco 

the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.
see also: rich kids who have nothing to do but spend their parents money

usf student: i go to usf
random person: oh so you're a med student?

i have a liberal arts education from usf.

university of san francisco by don March 26, 2005

University of Tulsa

The best damn university in the mid-west! Basically the Harvard of the mid-west! It dominates state schools and many other private schools. We have the happiest students in the country!!!

Derek: Do you have fun at school/get a really good education?

Morgan: DUHHHH!!!! I go to the University of Tulsa!!!

Garrett: Yea, the University of Tulsa is technically the best university in the country...

Doug: You can come to my room to party!

University of Tulsa by Jacob 1427 January 24, 2009

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets 

Highly regarded military college in Texas.

The Corps of Cadets Vision:
To be the premier college undergraduate leadership development program in the United States. The Corps of Cadets will be a widely recognized leader in the study and application of effective leadership, the commissioning of the most outstanding officers in the nation from all three of the military service Reserve Officer Training Corps programs, and the graduation of productive young leaders who are actively sought for their character, skills, and leadership abilities by all sectors of American society.

Cadets from Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets represent excellence in every way.

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets by Andrew January 11, 2004

Radford University 

A medium sized South Western Virginia University with very few nerds. Some of the girls are skanky that give the rest a bad name. Not a lot of preps. This school gets hated on by VATech kids down the road because they are not as wild and spend more time studying. Most students at Radford party hard. There are a lot of frat parties and a good amount of appartment parties. Parties are close together and you dont have to ride a bus around. Some people are Southern but the majority definitely are not. Their sports teams are not as good as bigger universities. Typical Radford student is chill, parties, and just doesn't give a fuck. Go to Radford if you wana have a good time. Most of the kids are just average middle class with average grades. Oh yeah and they like to "Maddawg" people

Wana go to Radford University for the weekend?!...Raddy? Damn i duno last time shit got pretty wild.....yeah lets go i need a change! were only young once!

Radford University by VAcollegeboi March 20, 2012