Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with back packs on.

Hey wanna have ninja turtle sex?

What's that?

Sex while you're wearing back packs.

by Ninjes August 31, 2016

Mine Turtle

A turtle that will kill when stepped on

Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*

by TheSnivy January 12, 2017

Tickling the Turtle

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.

Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.

by Depro October 20, 2012

Angolan Snapping Turtle

When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.

"Golly I banged Emma so hard yesterday I made an Angolan Snapping Turtle."

by Kokipod June 7, 2014

Three Eyed Turtle

a synonym for titty fucking.

I gave Cindy a three eyed turtled and then nutted in her eye.

by Lil' Dilly August 17, 2006

tattletail

Specifically a person, usually a man, who blabs to their buddies about a woman/man they slept with, where the person they slept with specifically does not want anyone to know about the interaction or relationship. This could be for many reasons, such as keeping a work relationship a secret or cheating on a spouse. Not to be confused with tattletale, tail is specifically in reference to "getting some tail".

My ex was such a tattletail! He told his brother about us and now my parents know I'm not a virgin!

by LadyKhrystal May 27, 2010

Turtle Lips

The crotch area of a female after being completly shaven. See snausage for the male definition.

No example is really necessary except that you know I like french kissing them.

by Skeezer September 13, 2003