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Pulled my turkey

A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.
I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!
by SinceUBeenSean April 26, 2021
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Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
They went to go carve some turkeys.
by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013
mugGet the Carve some turkeysmug.

Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014
mugGet the Tennessee Turkey Bastermug.

White headed turkey

Argumentative, delinquent youth with general lack of respect for any type of knowledge or proven fact. Behavior is generally caused by confusion of their sexuality.
Julian is a white headed turkey yo.
by Fuhqjules January 9, 2019
mugGet the White headed turkeymug.

Wisconsin Turkey Neck

The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.
"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."
by Elephant Ear Rape January 21, 2017
mugGet the Wisconsin Turkey Neckmug.

Tiny Turkey Jerky

That poor unfortunate tiny turkey jerky. His parents were basting the turkey
by Cameron Sharkey February 11, 2019
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Carve someone’s Turkey

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.
That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.
by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021
mugGet the Carve someone’s Turkeymug.

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