walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.

Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer

by TJ McTallgirl January 16, 2015

Burn walk

When you go on a walk to smoke weed

Sup broski I went for a burn walk today. The weed was dank!!!

by Kush_kingdom August 25, 2016

Walking the dog

What does walking the dog mean

Walking the dog

by Walking the dog April 28, 2019

walking the dogs

An excuse to beat your meat while in the middle of anything.

b3n: imma go start walking the dogs brb.
dk: ay fuck him hes gonna beat his dick.
adam: he do what he gotta do

by wegotbored gaming May 13, 2020

Crip walk

When a dyslexic person aka Karlee forgets the word for a car show

Can we go to a crip walk tomorrow

by I am a pimp sorry bout it January 14, 2022

Walking fail

Someone who's such a fail, you can tell her/him she's/he's a walking fail. Typically used to burn trolls or others lame people.

Troll: OMGZ im so pretty and rich i have the ipad 6.

Cool person: Dude, you are such a walking fail.

by Dudelino September 11, 2010

Walking Dead

When you mix Ambien, Xanax, Ketamine and Cocaine and fight to stay awake and you take a stroll. Wake up the next day and you don’t remember shit.

Those guys were so gone, they couldn’t even keep their heads up and were mumbling, they were Walking Dead!

by Spiro woodie May 17, 2019