Blooben Test

A test to quantify the blobness of an object and/or creature. If the blob status of the object is rated 5/10 or higher, it passes the blooben test.
My slime ball passes the Blooben Test.
by GoodOlKappaTea March 08, 2024
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blooben test

The blueberry based test that could be correct or could be incorrect. Who knows
Scar: "what is the blooben test? "
Grian: "... Please hold"
by Misahkay March 26, 2024
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A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"
Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
by HuntingLife September 08, 2021
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you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face
random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"
by BreKatOwO March 04, 2021
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Rap Ability Test

Also called RAT, it’s a Friday Night Funkinclone in Roblox with the theme of, well, rats. This specific clone focuses on balanced charts and tracks both the beginning and end of hold notes, similar to RoBeats.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play RAT?

Person 2: What even is that?

Person 1: It’s short for Rap Ability Test, it’s got FNF and custom songs!

Person 2: Sweet, let’s do it!
by Madcaptax October 29, 2023
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POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 29, 2023
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Crash Test Gummy

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.
I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.
by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021
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