peanut envy

1. When your penis is so small that (when fully erect) it is less the size of a typical peanut. Often used by GFs when talking to their WT friends after having the after-prom happy hour

G1: My man's dick is so small that it's a peanut envy!
G2: Gurl, ain't that little to extreme?
G1: Not lying! It's just over 1.5 inches!
G2: Dayuuum!

by Bipplerunny November 15, 2015

they go together like peanut butter and pickles

the more controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and jelly". it means that 2 things go perfect together.

Davey: dude, chips and mayo, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles.
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 03, 2023

they go together like peanut butter and pickles

The more controversial version of the phrase "they go together like peanut butter and jelly."

Davey: Bro Doritos and Mt. Dew, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles!
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 03, 2023

Peanut Butter Rimjob

To slather peanut butter over another mans ass and hole (PREFERABLY A MAN BUT COULD BE A WOMAN), and to slowly, sensually lick it all up.

Mike gave me a crunchy "Peanut Butter Rimjob" last night, my asshole is bleeding like the dickens!
"Damn man"

by Mayquan Tulay June 03, 2025

dazed peanuts

someone who gets dazed on too many peanuts and alcohol

dude, he's now gone dazed peanuts.

by post weeknd ded November 21, 2021

Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

by chuckman13 March 12, 2019

peanut roller

A small roller used on asphalt mostly behind a heat welder

The milkman was unloading the peanut roller off the trailer to roll the parking lot

by R H milkman November 10, 2015