Goosing

Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.

Getting no bitches or money

*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread

You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn

by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022

Goose Lead

Taking on a position of Lead/Manager/Supervisor within a team.

bAN: Wow, did you see what happened to Tim?
Mick: Isnt he the new Lead for the Beki Crew
bAN: Yeah....Hes The Goose Lead Bro!

Tim: Oi...do some fkn work!

by KweebAN December 4, 2022

lé goose

When someone is all cute and silly

luke "ou est lé goose?"
megan "les honk"

by lukeh March 23, 2005

dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.

You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.

by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023

Pro goose

Pro goose is a absolute cool guy, he is above all pros standing at the very top of the pro ranking. Pro goose gets what he wants when he wants. You cannot say “yes” to him instead “h.” You also must show respect to Pro goose.

He stands above all

pro goose is so pro

by goofbawlll October 5, 2023

Goosing

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.

"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."

by gewsing August 1, 2017

Goose

Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.

Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!

by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020