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half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common with other living beings.
Half-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second
You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
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second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy
by anonymous April 22, 2023
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Second hand simping

When you simp for someone that simps 😉
Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him

Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much
by Theabusivecat;) June 3, 2021
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Second Lead Syndrome

Second Lead Syndrome is when the main character of a show/book is in a love triangle and the main character is leaning towards the primary lead/ the first love interest but the audience is rooting for the second lead/ the second love interest to end up with the main character.
Me: “Ugh, I really want belly to end up with Conrad, they have YEARNED for each other !!”

Friend: “Oh wow, you’ve got second lead syndrome bad”
by GraceFace08 September 8, 2025
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Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022
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Second-hand gay

When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.
Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay
by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019
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