The California cum shot

When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover

JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”

JIMBO- “hol up”

by TRASHBOAT8312 October 07, 2019

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california bulldozer

When a man rubs shit all over his dick and rams it into a woman's vagina.

Man, I just gave my girl a California bulldozer

by Tyler Maister February 21, 2014

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hills of California

A place i cannot hide in because "these hills have eyes and i got paranoia"

"But i cannot hide in hills of California because these hills got eyes and i got paranoia"

by ergagush August 08, 2021

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California Jersey Swap

When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.

I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!

by Hoganchugger July 06, 2024

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California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022

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