the living shit

That which is kicked from the offending party.

BillyLeShawn! If you lose my tools, I will kick the the living shit out of you!

by Lukin October 28, 2017

shit in a bag

When the toilet is so backed up from your roomate taking giant brick shits that you are forced to shit in a plastic grocery bag and throw it into your roomates room

Damnit I have to shit in a bag again!

by lerxst88 April 27, 2009

Shit Cunt

A person who is deemed to be not only unpleasant to be around but the worst kind of unpleasant.

Why are you still talking to me you fucking shit cunt?

by Big Sexy Mik November 18, 2011

screaming shits

another word for butt mud, or diarriha, either way, it is sick as hell

dude, i ate at that mexican place a week ago, jesus i still have the screaming shits

by sam r i April 12, 2005

sharp shit

when your poop gets hard and pointy and hurts your rectom when you go to the bathroom.

I took a sharp shit the other day, i almost cried!

by cheese man123 July 28, 2005

Fuck That Shit

p. (phrase)

1. A perfectly acceptable social answer to almost any question.
2. Phrased used to denote extreme dissent.

Spit: Did you file your taxes for this year yet?
Slim: Man, fuck that shit.

by Slim September 07, 2004

premeditated shit

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!

by Max O. June 17, 2009