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Kale Soup Shit

'Kale Soup Shit' is the expelling of feces in which the meal last eaten contributes significantly to the chemical makeup of the released material.

Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.

Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.

'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.
Person 1: "Frank has kale soup for lunch again"
Person 2: "Kale Soup Shit, T-minus 7 minutes."
by Shitbeak July 20, 2010
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salt malt soup

A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.
Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.
by LilTwiz December 12, 2008
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Tomato and Orange Soup

A bit like Tomato soup, but with Orange in it
"Mmmmmm, doesn't this Tomato and Orange soup taste just like Tomato soup except with a hint of orange?"
by Greengrass13 May 25, 2004
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tomato-cream soup

when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.
Yo bro I made some tomato-cream soup this morning
by large_erection14 April 14, 2018
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Hot Flepper Soup

Hot Flepper Soup is a soup made with only flour, pepper and water. It could also be described as a really thin roux.

1/4 cup AP flour
1 Tbsp(or more, depending on taste) of black pepper flakes.
1 1/2 cups of water

Take a small pot and place over medium heat.
Add flour and pepper.
Slowly pour water over the flepper mixture and until it becomes the consistency of glue.

Let simmer for 45 seconds.
Add rest of water slowly, let come to a boil for 15 -25 seconds then remove from heat.
Let cool for 3-5 minutes.
Eat. Enjoy.
I was so broke last week that all I could afford to eat was some hot flepper soup!
by ceerip707 February 10, 2019
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Noodle soup fucking

When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup
I forgot the chicken so I’m having noodle soup fucking again. Shit, that’s not right.
by baby face megeee March 20, 2020
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chicken nugget soup

where you dip chicken nuggets into your soup and gag to death after eating it
I died after trying out chicken nugget soup... I definitely recommend it ^-^
by Potatoes._.AreGood November 6, 2018
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