september 21 1970

The most beautiful person ever was born on this very day
They may think they are fat and ugly but really aren’t

Person: omg they are so beautiful!
Person 2: because they were born on September 21 1970!

by @#&*( June 5, 2021

September 15th 2006

September 15th 2006

Remember what happened on September 15th 2006!

by Duduueusuus June 29, 2023

No Slap-Ass September

The whole month of September you can’t slap someone’s ass

Sorry dude I can’t slap your ass it’s “ No Slap-Ass September”

by Emkkk July 2, 2021

Super Squirt September

In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.

Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.

by InvisibleBob December 19, 2018

12th September 2004

The best people are born on this exact day. If this is your birthday, you're loved by someone!

Best Person: My birthday is on the 12th September 2004.
Average Person: Oh wow! That means you're one of the best people alive!

by A guy who uhhhhhhhhh November 15, 2019

September 20, 1869

Emperor N.Cruz III Died for illegally trespassing royal military secret base training on 1869

N.cruz III Died in September 20, 1869

by LePost James October 16, 2019

Super Simp September

A challenge where one has to simp as much as possible or at any given opportunity during the entirety of September.

-Stop Simping, it's not cool!
-No no no. It's Super Simp September, I have to!

by Screw_JayDuck September 18, 2020