Short and vertically disabled guy. He loves having whore's around him for his pleasures , has got that I don't care attitude and will mercilessly hit any edible bitch around him.*He's the perfect man for young undecided and confused ladies*
by Mmoja Wa Tarantella November 25, 2021
Robert is a very sexy boy who is adored by all around him including the blokes. However he is a straight As a pencil and is stuck talking to gals like Margot Robbie and Kylie Jenner
by Robert.huge.peen October 08, 2019
I love him. My days get 100 times better when he talks to me. I love how he talks to me and calls me funny things that I don’t laugh at that moment but when I leave school I am practically crying laughing. When I joke around with my friend, he always comes in at the most random time to say something about ME. I love Robert. I would do ANYTHING (I mean anything) for him. I’m sure he doesn’t like me back. But if he did, we would get married and jump off a bridge together.
If anyone else likes Robert, (which I’m sure someone does) I will ruin their entire life.
If anyone else likes Robert, (which I’m sure someone does) I will ruin their entire life.
by MelonCee November 10, 2022
robert is another word for a downey or a retard
it comes from Robert DOWNEY junior
if u dont want to be bait use the word robert
it comes from Robert DOWNEY junior
if u dont want to be bait use the word robert
by Maneijeff2.0 May 07, 2020
A small gay kid that his dad left him for kids and is lonely and dateing his cousin and is the only girl he can get cause he is a female repellent and a molester
by Drakes December 02, 2019
my wonderful husband, i love him so dearly and im very grateful. Anyone who has a robert should count themselves lucky ! he’s truly straight from heaven. he knows how to take care of their ladies and makes them feel very loved. Any one with a robert in their life regardless of if their your dad, brother, boyfriend, husband, fiancée, anything, you should tell him you love him and you’re grateful for him. :)
by drulez2008 May 18, 2025
When you get told to do something, spend 1-4hrs doing it, only to find out that what you did was useless
When you’re told to line, tare every tote and weigh it up at the beginning of the night, only to find out that the tare and weighing was useless. You got Robert!
by RNish August 23, 2022