Manila-ROAST

When you're a minority male in NYC and your privilege Long Island ex-wife started making 6 figures 1st year starting (as a nurse) without graduating from college from Honors; so basically that minority ex-husband hustles really hard, gets a fortune 100 company job without connections, coincidentally he now works in a office being the only minority male, also coincidentally meets someone from South East Asia (Thanks to facebook), makes friends with the East Asians, then goes to Manila, meets up with a Manila Nurse that nurses him back up like "Nurse Joy" from Pokemon, have lots of fun with the Manila people (Asians), then you come back to NY to give your privilege ex-wife nurse the Ultimate Manila-ROAST because you don't need to listen to manipulative cold hearted mind-control games and her 6 figure tricks (Local Government capitalism favoritism) anymore, because her privilege-Long-island-capitalist-fantasies got the best out of her (and New York).

New York 6 Figure privilege -"Once you go black you can't go back." 💵 🍭👩🏻 ⚕️🍭💵

Street Smart Minority male hustle-"Once you hit that Asian, you can't resist that persuasion. 🇵🇭 🔥 👩🏻 ⚕️ 🔥 🇨🇳 "

🌏 🌎 🌍 - "Life is not fair"- Manila-ROAST

by Manila5 June 24, 2022

Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.

Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.

by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022

Not roasting just toasting

When someone says you’re making fun of them aka roasting them but you’re not REALLY making fun just poking fun

“Stop roasting me” “not roasting just toasting”

by Searchingforanogidea March 3, 2023

National roast joe day

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.

Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.

by YaBoiShaggy108 March 27, 2023

Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.

I was the middle of a spit roast last night.

by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023

Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.

“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome”

by Calonizier April 16, 2023

human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef

He looks like a human roast beef

by Human roast beef November 24, 2023