Slant Pattern

Running from one set of swing sets to another in a slanted motion.

Slant pattern to the swings!

by John Matt June 19, 2003

Mild pattage

The act of frollicking gently with another.

"What happened with you and Tom?"
"...Mild pattage"

by MackyDev January 11, 2009

creme pattie

when you shit in a girls vagina, then come on it all. so her vagina looks like a pattie

i was fuckin this chick last night and i totally gave her the creme pattie of her life

by vergena skwirtsalott December 19, 2008

Riffy Patty

To annoy someone with vocal obnoxiousness. Complaining or offending someone hostily or abruptly.

John- Whats wrong with you today man?
Rick- Man im still upset from that riffy patty my mom gave me earlier.

by shipsay guy September 25, 2009

party patties

Pats of butter used for erotic massage. First coined at a "Food Porn" themed orgy in 2015.

These bodacious swingers offered to cover me in party patties and jam. I was toast.

by OldHandle May 7, 2015

urinal patty

When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet

Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!

by kenickers October 27, 2015

ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!

by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer November 18, 2015