All Nut

A man who constantly shows off his expensive things, but in reality it's all credit card debt - like showing off a big bulge that is all nut and no dick.

Wow, did you see Jimmy's just bought a new Tesla?

Haha, Jimmy's all nut man.

by All Nut Man October 18, 2022

perpetual nut

1. When you nut but it never stops.

2. The act of ejaculating non-stop, for the rest of your existence.

"Someone please help, I just had an amazing j.o session, but now I'm experiencing a perpetual nut."

by Vex977 May 28, 2019

Tandem nutting

When you and the person you are fucking, bust a nut at the same time.

Tandem nutting is the best possible outcome when fucking.

by ILYSBNY May 11, 2020

nut cud

Another name for dick cheese, i.e. smegma.

Also the residue left in teeth after consuming tree nuts.

I was going to blow Johnny, but once I saw the nut cud, I reconsidered.

by drsmegma November 28, 2017

Nut Dial

Much like a butt dial, this happens by accident and often the caller is unaware of having done so. The nut dial is typical in two situations:
1. Phone in front pants pocket and catches nut shift.
2. Phone resting on car seat between legs and gets sack dragged.

Dude, I think you butt dialed me yesterday. I finally hung up.

Nah man, I probably nut dialed you. I had my phone on the seat while we were offroading.

by abrasive personality September 4, 2011

holy nut

Holy nut is when the victor of No Nut November nuts on December 1st.

John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.

by LetThatNutLoose November 5, 2018

powder nuts

The word used for a older make friend in there 40s meaning they are just shooting blanks

Old powder nuts here is as good as a ash tray on a motorbike

by Turtle boy January 18, 2016