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ninja poke

To surprisingly poke an individual while scaring them. To achieve this you must run on the balls of your feet toward the individual while they are occupied with another activity or while they are just not paying attention. But be sure to run on the balls of your feet, as so they can't hear you coming towards them. When you get close enough (while still running) you poke them, HARD! And then run away laughing, because the individual will look hilarious afterwards. They will look like somewhere between the mix of having a heart-attack and surprize and pain.
Look at that person I just ninja poked! It is sooo hilarious!
by Jessica777 January 31, 2009
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going ninja

A.k.a stealth mode

Moving undetected on a mission to murk, kill, and otherwise do severe bodily harm to another

Gamer Term
Where's my scout package i'm going ninja on that ass
by Dr. Psykotik22 September 11, 2011
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The Lazy Ninja

A modified version of the original Ninja - A sex position where a dildo and a Clapper are needed. With the lights off, proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman then pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then with two firm reverberant slaps on the buttocks, the lights will automatically turn on - then proceed to punch her in the face and yell, " I'M A LAZY NINJA!!!".
This is good for all ages - no need to search for the light switch.
I broke my legs skiing in Killington this weekend yet, I was still able to perform The Lazy Ninja!
by The barn February 18, 2011
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Ponts Ninjas

The awesomest group of ninjas in the universe. You would be lucky to be invited to join this wonderful group. This group consists of three lead members, the rest are followers. These people find pants they like and "steal" them. Even if they happen to be on a person.
ZOmg, that girls one of the Ponts Ninjas. (you can tell by her mask and the awesomest wacky pants with gomushins)
by pONtZNinja3 September 5, 2006
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Ninja Blonde

1. A brunette or redhead who acts like a stereotypical blonde.

2. A natural blonde who dyed their hair brown or red but you can tell in their personality that they are naturally blonde.
1:

Girl 1: You know that girl Susie, She seriously forgot how to count today...

Girl 2: She's such a ninja blonde.
by CynicOptimist November 20, 2010
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fag ninja

a person who is sneaky enough to stick his abnormaly large penis in your ass while your asleep.
dude: hey why are you limping?
friend: i got a fag ninja last night.
dude: damn that sucks!
by brosive November 3, 2010
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Fionna Ninja

A fionna ninja is AWESOME!!!! It is only given to you. The person that has a H in the begging of his or her name is a fionna ninja.

There is also a monkey ninja, THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD !!!!!! They are the best climbers and very sneaky😁
Random dude: Helena is a fionna ninja!!!

Another dude: yea!!!
by Fionna ninja May 7, 2013
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