John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.

Last night she gave me a John snowjob.

by loloololololol August 15, 2017

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his favorite beans.

1. JOHN BANKS PLS MVE THE DEADLINE(JOHN PRANKS)
2. John Banks please spank me.

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

John Tricycle

When you are riding a tricycle you have your penis flopping all around.

When you are riding down the street on a tricycle and you have your stanky DICK flopping about, therefore alot of people get arrested for doing the "John Tricycle"

by Opiumpenis 33 November 28, 2013

John Rabe

Nazi Party member who lived and worked in China and saved approximately 200,000 people from getting murdered in the Nanking Massacre

John Rabe is proof that not all the Nazis were bad.

by -meaningless- March 1, 2021

Jason john

Funny yet sophisticated, helps people from all walks of life. Straighty 180 yet he is a bad boy in all good ways!

Thank you Jason john

by My friend jason January 18, 2022

john swan

A YouTuber that makes high quality commentary videos. He is well known for making a video on JustDestiny and getting shouted out by Keemstar.

"Dude, do you like John Swan's videos?"
"Hell yea dude, they're great!"

by markuipper June 2, 2019

Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.

1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.

by xWitt October 20, 2017