Hood Diamonds

Jordans, sneakers

I bought my girl some hood diamonds for her birthday

by DHapp August 10, 2024

Hood Pissed

extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.

Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.

by pinheadlarrylookinass July 06, 2020

Dike-hood

Prepubescent realization of ones gay tendencies. Being a real big dike.

The level of dike-hood they possessed impresses me for being so young.

by Daren williams November 05, 2020

Hood nightmare

A undesired situation for a man living in a lower income/less fortunate neighborhood where they are pulled out of there car while sleeping and there car is stolen.

Driz- yo I had a hood nightmare, they pulled me out the scat pack

7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns

by Jamsheed the rpg god June 16, 2022

Mason Hood

When your foreskin gets caught in a fatass belly button

DAYUM, MY FORESKIN GOT SUCKED VACCUM STYLE, CALL IT MASON HOOD

by (Bi)cycle rider June 30, 2024

Jenna Hood

The best skier on the mountain.

Yusnow committee: "The best skier on the mountain is freshers rep 2022"
Everyone else: "I'm so glad you elected Jenna Hood!"

by nyamuri October 17, 2022

Hood Unicorn

A fat tweaker

I saw a hood unicorn smoking rocks under a bridge.

by MaoZe’sDong April 30, 2018