A "Johnny” is described as a person who is technologically advanced (specifically in databases) and takes on everyone’s problems and finds solutions.
by Jaw-Knee A March 15, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. Let's all drop a johnny on Johnny Howard. Good idea, but he won't smell any more than he already does.
by anonymous June 30, 2023
Get the Drop a Johnnymug. "Hey, wanna go see if Johnny can join us today?"
"Nah man, he's probably playing Monster Hunter and watching Community"
"Nah man, he's probably playing Monster Hunter and watching Community"
by Azhidal November 16, 2020
Get the Johnnymug. Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.
by Opulentbitch February 5, 2023
Get the Johnny Burnsmug. A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear
Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.
by Qbinking January 31, 2025
Get the Johnny Crackleseedmug. An absolute Mad Lad, the lead singer of the fantastic punk rock band The Sex Pistols, an anarchist,he believes that you shouldn't care what people think about you, because you're not doing it for them.
by The real Sid Vicious November 29, 2019
Get the Johnny Rottenmug. A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.
Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
Get the Johnny-Cum-Latelymug.