When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.
by Sugar Nipps July 02, 2019
Oh jeez oh johnny is said when your in a bad situation (being chased or getting shot at. ex).
Best way of saying it: H JEEEEEEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNNY OH JEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best way of saying it: H JEEEEEEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNNY OH JEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lt Ender June 23, 2017
n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.
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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.
Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
by gnostic3 August 02, 2020
A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear
Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.
by Qbinking February 01, 2025
An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs
Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
by Mad dog watchers November 19, 2023
Johnny Lawrence is an attractive dude from the karate kid.
He is the father of Robby Keene
The boyfriend of Me
He is the father of Robby Keene
The boyfriend of Me
by allisonreynoldsishot June 11, 2022