A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.
by LUEZWO August 13, 2014
Get the Gay Past the Expiration Datemug. This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.
Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
by HumansInventedTwerkingBRUH June 9, 2021
Get the Applebees Date Rape Creepymug. Beyond the obvious literal meaning of the phrase related to anal sex, can be used to describe any situation where one party attempts to get something that would not necessarily be considered permanently off-limits, but would be considered completely inappropriate and out of bounds to request from a first meeting with another party. Especially fun when used in a business reporting context.
Businessman A: Wow you sure did get a lot of extra info about that deal proposal from your meeting at Company X, you must have a great rapport with them. Did you happen to ask them about the results of that other super-secret deal they did with Company Z?
Businessman B: No way dude, I don't go for anal on the first date.
Businessman B: No way dude, I don't go for anal on the first date.
by Grind S. December 17, 2013
Get the go for anal on the first datemug. This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.
Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?
OR
Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?
OR
Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010
Get the date rape the coffee potmug. (Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food.
by Sexydimma July 26, 2014
Get the frankish dinner datemug. Finding a flat whore who thinks she’s thicc and when she tells you she loves you, you say “thats too far” and she says “DID YOU JUST CALL ME UGLY” and after that she says “WERE DONE YOU BASTARD”
by Camthespam June 23, 2019
Get the Middle school datingmug. Any of several dating sites where you can get to know and date a porn actress. They are very popular sites and they often help women to get into the porn business if they will be on there site.
by The Fury 13 September 28, 2010
Get the Porn actress dating sitemug.