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Ben's mouse

Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.
I can't believe I got sent a pic of Ben's mouse on Snapchat last night.
by StinkyBret October 24, 2019
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ben oz

a fucking cretin, of a level unknown to mankind
"oh my fucking god that kid is such a ben oz"
by SHERLOIDBAISHER LOID October 27, 2019
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Austin and Ben

Austin and Ben make great friends, if you meet a friendship with an Austin and a Ben - I can betcha that that friendship will never end.
Person 1 "wow austin and ben are friends"
Person 2"I bet that friendship will never end"
by BenExplainsWords July 8, 2022
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The Ben and Jerry

When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl
Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.
by timmyl1963 July 23, 2022
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Ben Murray

The leader and founder of 147. Ben Murray can usually be found hiding in the shadows of his own drunken despair. He stinks of vapes and farts. He is commonly seen munching on cucumber sandwiches alone.
Hey have you heard of what happened to Ben Murray? I heard he blew down his own home with a 400 decibel mega fart.
by keepherlitman147 August 6, 2022
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Ben Williamson

Loves weed more than the human race. Can transform into a pile clothes if needed. When you see a Ben Williamson you know it 10 there's no questioning because your dick gets hard or your pussy gets wet but if you have both you won't recognize him not. Just know that if your dick gets hard it's okay but you're barking up the wrong tree. He has a hard time walking down the street because his balls weigh 15 lb a piece and he always has a back brace again he has 30 pounds worth of balls in his pants. Has to get his underwear custom-made to support these gigantic balls. Each ball has a gangster face tattooed on them one of them is smoking a blunt and the other one telepathically talking shit to you. His only downfall is that he also has three dicks two of them talk one on then uses sign language with his pubic hair.
Have you seen the new magic show by that guy Ben Williamson apparently his dick and balls get into a fist fight after it was all over with he just floated away and then did a car trick in midair.
by King Flippy Nippz June 25, 2022
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Ben Ross

He is a sick fuck he pioneered a new wway for the alabama hotpocket, peruvian breakfast, and al lot of others. he has successfully jacked off in 26 of the 48 continental states including Alaska and Costa Rico. Beaten off to middle school girls in years books/myspace and to 6 of the last 10 years of hooters calanders.
Ben Ross takes it in the ass.
by Monkey_lovr-tits_260 May 12, 2009
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