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petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.
You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .
by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017
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Kiki's Mom

Kiki's Mom is the best parent ever. She applauds you for swearing,and doesn't care if your gay. She'll keep your secrets and hangs out with you at your party's. She pays for you even tho your not her kid (unless your kiki). Kiki's mom is better than your mom.
"Dude kiki's mom is so cool!"
by Kat dezmon February 23, 2019
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Jarretts mom

The worlds largest milf
Omg look at jarretts mom she is such a milf
by Alaska pipeliner November 9, 2020
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bakugous mom

omg bakugous mom is such a milf.
by HotsexyQ April 14, 2021
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plastic mom

(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.
Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."
by sexyqueengoddess69 September 28, 2008
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Your mom

Your mom is fit I have sex with her every day

I AM YOUR FATHER
by Gsg2hstw su March 26, 2020
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Soccer mom

A middle aged woman with a child the woman has to have everything perfect and goes crazy if someone comes at her child
by Annaleighrr123 December 20, 2018
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