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Chronically Washed

Means to be performing terribly or at a decline in sports from different occurring times or eras in a career. Also applies to yips, but occurs chronically.
I’m telling you, I’m chronically washed, one year I do well, the next I’m awful.

I can never play consistently, it’s like I’m chronically washed.
by LV29 March 8, 2024
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Wash Ass

To have a shower or bath, but mostly shower. A saying used in urban and rural Canada. Most often referenced to getting ready to head out or clean yourself up.
"it's time to wash ass" "I'll be there in an hour I just have to wash ass first" "did you wash ass yet?"
by anonymous April 17, 2024
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Plower Wash

The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.
Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.

Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
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Washing cuckshene

A washing machine twice the size as the usual with no water made to disorientate cucks and to create a form of entertainment during sex
I love our new washing cuckshene let’s paint it pink and put glitter on it
by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025
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dirty wash

When you have anal sex with your girl in a bath tub full of water
Last Latoya let me stick it in her ass, too bad i had to dirty wash
by pupscorprhino December 7, 2015
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Star Wash

A "car wash" for spacecraft, typically on a commercial spacestation.
I have to go to the star wash soon, I dirtied my ship in a crash.
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
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Power washed

When you get all set up and comfy that a lover wants to get serious and they blow you off.
I was completely power washed by him.
by Eyecart October 29, 2017
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