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iron brain

someone who's brain is compromised entirely of iron; someone who is incredibly stupid
Jack: I saw him dive into the waters which were infested with crocodiles.
Ariana: He has an iron brain
by InaudibleJet July 31, 2021
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Brain Stain

When something is stuck in your head, typically a song or tune/beat, that just won't go away like a bad stain.
See also "Ear Worm"
I've got brain stain from that song on the TV advert, I can't get it out of my head and I don't know the artist!
by oretisktick October 25, 2023
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Brain Drainer

A story that makes your head explode because it could have been over in about five minutes if one or more of the character(s) didn't have an IQ below room temperature.

It can also be caused when a character who is presented as being quite smart does something uncharacteristically stupid, and everything goes downhill from there.
Despite their legendary status, Shakespeare's plays are notorious for being massive brain drainers.

One example is Romeo and Juliet, which could have been over very quickly with no deaths if the two families just communicated with each other.

Another example is Julius Caesar, which would have ended after the death of Caesar if Brutus didn't decide to save Mark Antony because "he can't think for himself," and they didn't want people thinking they were terrorists. Long story short, he eventually found out that was a bad move when Antony suddenly dropped the façade and revealed that he is much more intelligent and independent than he seems.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
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having a brain

being someone who has a brain.

meaning you have a brain,
might also mean you are a normal human with a brain.

you might be called brainless / braindead if you're stupid or did something stupid.
i own a brain, i like having a brain, so don't fuck it up
by Fry On HY November 19, 2020
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Alphabet Brain

CNN, MSNBC, NPR, AP. A person with a worldview that is almost strictly made of information from the news networks listed above. Often easily offended while discussing politics or the economy.
Don't mention politics around the new hire Jim, she is super nice but has "alphabet brain".
by Larry V Hanbul August 10, 2023
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rain brain

When it is raining and people cannot fucking drive to save their lives!!!
Oh great it raining and what does that mean people get rain brain behind the wheel and can’t drive worth a shit!!
by Ranchcarpets May 22, 2020
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Pain Brain

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.
"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."
by interwebification June 23, 2021
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