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Palmer Middle School 

The crapiest school on the planet, and home to some of many feminine obbsession. If you go to Palmer, expect to be called one of the following names for no reason what-so-ever.

1. Gay
2. Fag
3. Your Mom
4. Poser
5. Gay
6. Gay

You will most likely be called gay.
"Hey, that Chris kid sure is one gay fag!"

"Palmer Middle School is one gay place!"
Palmer Middle School by Alex McCcCcC November 12, 2006

John Burroughs Middle School 

A school in the Los Angeles area. It has grades from 6 to 8. Located in a wealthy area. Has a mess up Asian gangsters and a gang load of cholos that always fight each other. The school also has a majority of Koreans since the school is located near Koreatown. Due to problems with Asian and Mexican gangs they made the students wear gayass khakis and either a green or white polo.
John Burroughs Middle School is fuckin ghetto as fuck.

jackson middle school 

Go to jackson middle school if you want fake friends! Also if you want to watch weekly fights between kids. If you want to date a hoe go there, or a whore you will find many players and fuck boys/ girls at this school. #jackson is getto as fuck
Go to jackson middle school to find a fuckbuddy, trust me you will find many there.

Massabesic Middle School

MMS is part of the RSU 57 school district, and located in York county, Southern Maine. This school is full of hillbillies, VSCO girls and boys, those "quirky" people, and just those typical annoying kids. Where's Maine you're probably wondering, it's that one state in the US that no one ever talks about or cares about. About half of the people there, are jocks who carry around bluetooth speakers only to blast shitty rap music that makes you want to gouge your eyes out. Almost every year, at least 1 person will get suspended for juuling in the bathrooms. If you ever go there or visit you might so unlucky as to run into a tribe of VSCO girls/boys who carry white hydroflasks with friendship bracelets on them, wear scrunchies and dirty white crocs religiously, and who also think saying sksksk and I oop is a national sport. Out of all the districts in York, RSU 57 is runner up in the shittiest school contest pushed off the throne by Bonny Eagle. The water there is so deliciously flavored like chlorine that after you drink it you subconsciously wonder how long it will take for it to kill you.
"You're going to Massabesic Middle School?! Stay back foul peasant" *proceeds to take out air freshener and lighter*

hightower trail middle school

Rich white kid school where the students don't eat anything else but chicken tenders and American food. The fuckboys here flaunt their straightness and will insult each other by calling each other a fag. the only chance of not getting in trouble is if you are a basic white girl who plays dumb. Everyone is super salty including the teachers. the four groups consist of the nerds, basics/fuckboys, straight A students, and the emos. If you thought there wasn't anything worse than the fiery depths of hell, you were wrong. our school food is worse than cardboard and everyone wants to die. Make sure you don't show your ankles either because the boys will be "distracted". Also just when you think racism is dead, these privileged white kids come to bring back the worst of the 20th century.
Kid 1: What school do you go to?

Kid 2: I go to Hightower Trail Middle School

Kid 1: That shit is fucked up fam.

Kid 2: Yep...

Mountain Ridge Middle School 

Welcome to the shittiest place on earth. Mountain ridge is full of rich bitches that only want money. Literally hell..

People always end up in relationships that never work out. Honestly, it's middle school get a brain.

This place is full of drugs, and if you ever need illegal substances ask literally anyone, they probably have it.

Once you leave MRMS get ready to go to Mountain Vista High as fuck because they have more drugs than Mountain Ridge.
Mountain Ridge Middle School is the worst place on earth.

Great valley middle school 

A school in which the teachers are annoying as fuck the food is horrible the hot dogs bounce the 8th grade football team is ass there is led in the water and the smartest person in that shithole is the goddamn janitor
Great valley middle school is ass