Jonah

He is very fat and big. Always gets a bonah when he sees girls. He likes every hot girl and loves big macs and mcdonlds. He always says the n word and swears. He doesnt know english and is very dumb

Omd he is a jonah
So fatty

by fatima kim jong un February 2, 2025

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only the best guys ever he is every thing u would ever want in a man

go fuck jonah or some shit

by jonah the king of the world February 6, 2025

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The word Goddamn comes to mind! All that is necessary to cause you to trip, stumble up sum stairs or even go to bed only to wake up and find somehow you went and slipped and slid on something wet. Which made you you instantly think of her and her magnificent Booty. Resulting with an erection that presents itself straight out and into getting slammed in the bedroom door. And find that as long as you don't lose your train of thought focused on that Mouth watering Ass of hers. Then you discover your super power : the Ability to break the bedroom door with your hard on. Amazing she also causes you to have wet dreams and good ones at that, typically focus on the event of Dicking her down and her losing restraint and squirting everywhere without an apology. How beautiful she is and how awesome that she is such a good friend but let's me wear that Ass out without letting it comprise our friendship . As long as everyone gets what they want and everyone's happy...makes me hope and wish she needs me to hit it tonight!

Jonalyn called me and said ," let the games begin"!

by Pr3ach3r February 19, 2025

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The word Goddamn comes to mind! All that is necessary to cause you to trip, stumble up sum stairs or even go to bed only to wake up and find somehow you went and slipped and slid on something wet. Which made you you instantly think of her and her magnificent Booty. Resulting with an erection that presents itself straight out and into getting slammed in the bedroom door. And find that as long as you don't lose your train of thought focused on that Mouth watering Ass of hers. Then you discover your super power : the Ability to break the bedroom door with your hard on. Amazing she also causes you to have wet dreams and good ones at that, typically focus on the event of Dicking her down and her losing restraint and squirting everywhere without an apology. How beautiful she is and how awesome that she is such a good friend but let's me wear that Ass out without letting it comprise our friendship . As long as everyone gets what they want and everyone's happy...makes me hope and wish she needs me to hit it tonight!

Jonalyn called me and said ," let the games begin"!

by Pr3ach3r February 19, 2025

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Jonas Kr.

of course you are a social worker, and maybe not able to see that much more in yourself. Let me help you with that! You used to be tender - in like every part of life - how you treat plants, how you care about arkward people, the way you cook, the way you smoke, and how you saved me - by just beeing kind and thoughtful and attentive ! I'll allways be greatful for that - actually in a very sensitive way - at least since were get pretty close - i'll also thank you for that -
great guy, great performance - and maybe no one saw me in the way you saw me - because I trusted you that much, so I could just be myself - well .. I just want you to know, that even if it doesn't ever really exist, and never could have been or should have been- you are one these guys - that are never replaceble - and I enjoyd, like every second with you - and nothing makes me prouder than you listening to my childhood "traumas" - than you listening me - and the chance to share that with you ... all I could ever wish for, since I get to know you, is to get to know you as god as you seem to know me from the very first second

thank you every day - and wish you so much more than luck !

are you doing the dishes again, Jonas Kr.?

Jonas Kr.:"can you take of the laundry, roomate ...." - just slightly annoyed

by talkingj March 16, 2025

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