Mark Johnson

Slang for an Massive and muscular male soldier

If you think you have it bad, imagine being at basic training with a bunch of Mark Johnsons

by CanukGuy September 28, 2023

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Full Johnson

Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.

I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.

by @Scungilli_Man October 3, 2023

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callan johnson

Very nice bloke with a huge Johnson

Hello Callan johnson your a nice guy wow what a Johnson you have there

by Callan Johnson November 22, 2021

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Keira is a wonderful human being but he’s more than just that, he’s the rain when you’re having a bad day. He’s a beautiful person that you have to have patience to understand.

He’s not the type of person to have affection but he has his moments. My boy, Keira Johnson is a wonderful person that can change your life in any way. His names basic but it means so many things that could be important to you.
He’s the first person you could tell your problems about and he would try to understand. He would never do cruel things to you even when he’s upset. He’s like the gas that starts a fire but eventually he knows how to put it out.
He’s a normal person but yet he’s so different.

Unknown: who’s that ?

Friend: That’s keira Johnson, he’s really cool.

by Keirasgirlfriend November 21, 2021

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johnson care

A reference to Medicare. Based on the Affordable Care Act being called 'Obama Care', Medicare came in during the Johnson Administration of the 1960's, and so Johnson Care is used to refer to Medicare. Social Security came into effect during the Roosevelt administration of the 1930's, and so Social Security is referred to as Roosevelt Care.

I'm over 65 years old now, so I've signed up for Johnson Care.

by Ozzie321 October 26, 2019

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