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Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.
Wow! That Jason really does suck!
by Asylum143 March 19, 2023
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jason

the only name that can not be sus no matter what. he is a sexy asian buffting
jason has a big willy
by fact talker 69 February 7, 2022
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Jason is a very nice and smart guy with a ledge over many people, he is very loyal and has one girlfriend and will do anything for her, he is an alpha male with an amazing personality.We all love Jason and he is extremely funny.
I wanna be just like jason he has sex all the time!
by ffgfgaujabwwjw December 10, 2021
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Jason Kellerman

I sexy lover of men, although all the girls follow him everywhere
Jason Kellerman is banned on Roblox.
by Joe_Biven December 12, 2022
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Jason is a dude, he has very good luck because he get good at everything. He is good at math and Chinese. Jason is jason he likes giving you hugs i think. Jason is cool and is nice to have him in life cause he sometimes will give you candy so you will never starve to death :)
by Heheheholan November 7, 2020
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Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.

He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.

But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.

Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.

He is the best in bed.

He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.

He loves the cookie.

And he loves icecream.

Jason is an amazing boyfriend.

If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.

He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.

He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
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