Skip to main content

go for anal on the first date

Beyond the obvious literal meaning of the phrase related to anal sex, can be used to describe any situation where one party attempts to get something that would not necessarily be considered permanently off-limits, but would be considered completely inappropriate and out of bounds to request from a first meeting with another party. Especially fun when used in a business reporting context.
Businessman A: Wow you sure did get a lot of extra info about that deal proposal from your meeting at Company X, you must have a great rapport with them. Did you happen to ask them about the results of that other super-secret deal they did with Company Z?

Businessman B: No way dude, I don't go for anal on the first date.
by Grind S. December 17, 2013
mugGet the go for anal on the first datemug.

Gay Past the Expiration Date

A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.
Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.
by LUEZWO August 13, 2014
mugGet the Gay Past the Expiration Datemug.

Blind Blind Blind date

When you go on a blind date with a blind person who blinds you.
Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.
by Word Authority of USA June 3, 2022
mugGet the Blind Blind Blind datemug.

date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.
Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010
mugGet the date rape the coffee potmug.

Middle school dating

Finding a flat whore who thinks she’s thicc and when she tells you she loves you, you say “thats too far” and she says “DID YOU JUST CALL ME UGLY” and after that she says “WERE DONE YOU BASTARD
by Camthespam June 23, 2019
mugGet the Middle school datingmug.

frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food.
caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?
by Sexydimma July 26, 2014
mugGet the frankish dinner datemug.

Porn actress dating site

Any of several dating sites where you can get to know and date a porn actress. They are very popular sites and they often help women to get into the porn business if they will be on there site.
I met my girlfriend on a porn actress dating site.
by The Fury 13 September 28, 2010
mugGet the Porn actress dating sitemug.

Share this definition