Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)
by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021

Can be used for many applications but generally used to describe something or someone that remains excessively close to something else.
Bruh, Vashank be clingy as fuck he like a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.
by Oasissandwich October 17, 2018

A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.
Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.
by imnotgrandma December 5, 2013

by AModernMyth December 31, 2007

by Dj 5o December 12, 2019

by Dray’s Dictionary November 27, 2020

A person who acts as if they are an octopus living in the clouds, but only at the strip clubs for all of the octopus dollars. this person will usually be using crocs, and use the phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. this person is the most evil on the planet, and is plotting at all times to take over the world.
Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non Skroingly : What, are you a skroingle baby or something?
Skroingle baby : *plotting to take revenge on the non skroingly*
Non Skroingly : What, are you a skroingle baby or something?
Skroingle baby : *plotting to take revenge on the non skroingly*
by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022
