When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
Get the an ear up your ass mug.Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.
“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025
Get the Hoop earring theory mug.When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.
by Chucknasty December 21, 2016
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Get the Indian ear blower mug.An insult/nickname to someone you either like/hate. Makes fun of them for either being retarded or faint of hearing. Could also be used casually in a social situation.
example 1: "Hey whatsup Dookie ears"
example 2: "Hey whats up?"
"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"
Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."
example 2: "Hey whats up?"
"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"
Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."
by KY$-REAL November 7, 2019
Get the Dookie Ears mug.Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
Get the Ear service mug.Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.
by Jowin July 23, 2024
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