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belly beans

lint and other material that has collected in the belly button of a hairy chested male. the lint is then rolled into a ball and is given as a gift to others who he knows will appreciate the thought that you put into it. sometimes force is required for the beneficiary to appreciate the gift and how much sweat and time was needed to make it.
Man 1: I have a present for you Gunnar.
Man 2: OH NOES! NOT BELLY BEANS!
by rubberlover August 21, 2009
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gorilla beans

A 'PG' term for holy shit or holy fuck or holy shit biscuit
" and i was just sat there thinking , holy gorilla beans"
by Obiwillkenobi November 24, 2016
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Bean boozled

Bean boozled often refers to a female’s front-butt. When you go downtown you don’t if you’re gonna eat moldy cheese or baby wipes.
When Shaun went down on Kelly he smelled grass clippings. He knew he had been bean boozled.
by DrivingMsCrazy May 2, 2018
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Cheesey Beans

1.) A word used to emphasize a question.
2.) A child frendly swear word.
What the cheesey beans are you up too?

AH CHEESEY BEANS! I LOST MY JOB!
by Squeebee January 16, 2009
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Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.
Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard
by The evil doctor December 21, 2019
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Make Beans

To create a foul odor, as if to ward off vampires and hobgoblins.

Making beans is instinctual, the maker has no choice in the matter.
James decided to make beans on the dance floor. His mother disowned him.
by auntanya July 22, 2009
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juju bean

She flicked her juju bean voraciously
by micahwhale May 21, 2020
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