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Cock blocked

When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.
"Mr Trump.... Your travel ban has been blocked... You cock! ". Damn, you've been cock blocked!
by Findamonium March 16, 2017
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door blocking

the process in which you block short and/or lame people from the most sacred of garages. objects used to block the door include ottomans, vaccums, tires, couch cushions, and other abrupt objects. also works well when you hide in the dark and throw things at the pathedic human being blocked.
here comes noel. man your stations, its time for some door blocking!
by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008
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Schoch Block

When someone with the last name of Schoch, cock blocks you.
Person 1: Yo man did you hookup with Maddie yet?
Person 2: Naw I got fuckin' Schoch blocked.
Person 1: Same thing happened to me!
by PacAttackk October 19, 2011
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Block of Cheese

A strand of weed that originated in Akutan Alaska. known to have hallucinogenic effects mainly because of the mystery plants that were originally grown with the cheese. It is called a "Block of Cheese" because of its ability to transform different effects when smoking it when you age it.
The Block of Cheese caused me to climb to the top of my house ass naked!!!
by Mayor Bombauch April 24, 2011
mugGet the Block of Cheesemug.

Self Block Cock Block(SBCB)

A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.
Guy 1: You get it in last night?

Guy 2:Nah, bro. I had a Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) night.
by CSB Fern April 28, 2012
mugGet the Self Block Cock Block(SBCB)mug.

F Block

To F block: To have sex with someone on your block or in your apartment complex.

F Blocking: To be having sex with someone repeatedly who lives on your block or in your apartment complex.
I could hear Rachael F blocking him through my window.
by F block gangsta February 10, 2010
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