Hurt Horny

A state of being in which a person is so horny, it hurts.

Person 1: Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting a little off lately.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.

by mommymilky0303 May 23, 2022

hot girl horny

when a girly cums and cries at the same time, usually when by herself.

"i know he's toxic but he got me feeling hot girl horny every night"

by cokesuperstar42069 September 10, 2023

Horny eagle

Blake Richardson

Bailee: hey blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOOo

by Blakeisahonryeagle July 22, 2019

horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017

fiscally horny

Horny but for money

Morgan is fiscally horny because I talked about my business

by SteakKnifesAreTasty January 7, 2024

horny bum

Someone who comfortable with being a bum (having nothing) due to their satisfaction in their crave of sex.

He doesn’t have a car , a home, a job but he’s okay with it because his girl will give him sex . Man he a horny bum

by stargal415 January 6, 2020

Horny Band

A band from the mid 2000s that you'd listen to in your friend's basement under a disco ball with 5 of your closest friends while you played monopoly together and talked about how shitty it is now that your parents are divorced.

Bro, I just found a new horny band, can I put it on the playlist?

by McGibbins October 22, 2020