we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service. Then goes for a surf

Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd

by jantele February 02, 2021

i have reached maximum boredom

You have😃

I have reached maximum boredom and defined this

by peoplearecrazy April 19, 2022

You have the whole Water Bottle!

A saying said after ‘Stop the cap’ which means something is REALLY cap

BFF:You kissed my Girlfriend!

Me:Stop the cap!

BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!

Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!

by TackyTackyYoy October 09, 2021

I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020

National Have An Online Thing Day

On April 19 you have to get your ex or crush to be your Online boyfriend/girlfriend for 1-7 days and if you catch feelings try a real relationship it doesn’t matter if your single or taken

Hey it’s National Have An Online Thing Day wanna give it a try?

by Mistakes in love April 19, 2019

I have a bad word blocker

this only makes sense when you have one
doesn't that fuck you out?

I have a bad word blocker

by Orrinpants February 28, 2022