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You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service. Then goes for a surf
Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd
by jantele February 1, 2021
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i have lost my keys

A process where you lose your keys in order to gain infinite power. The power is so infinite that the universe restarts to the big bang and the universe created afterwards is an universe where you lose small metal objects called keys.
Man, that power is so strong, its almost like i have lost my keys.
by nir5117 February 6, 2018
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National Have An Online Thing Day

On April 19 you have to get your ex or crush to be your Online boyfriend/girlfriend for 1-7 days and if you catch feelings try a real relationship it doesn’t matter if your single or taken
Hey it’s National Have An Online Thing Day wanna give it a try?
by Mistakes in love April 19, 2019
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Have a Nice Rest of Your Day

When your cordially invited to go Fuck yourself!

History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”
I.E. When you leave a small tip, or in current times, when you frequent almost any establishment, and upon exiting the premises an employee will say, “Have a nice REST of your day!”
by AWA2000 December 12, 2021
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Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.
Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!
by Snowflake Jones June 9, 2019
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landen and brenden having 3 sum

When you find a girl and start having a 3 sum with her then you randomly stop nad start sucking each others dick
Dude last night I had the best landen and brenden having 3 sum. It was so much fun
by Penis in butt January 27, 2021
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You wanna have a bad time?

This is something that the character Sans from undertale says. He says this if you pick the genocide rute by killing the other monsters. When he says this is when you meet him in a hall.
by Subiugetur November 20, 2018
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