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Loaded Piss Gun 

1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.

2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.
Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.

Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.

Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)

Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.
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hired gun 

Hired Gun is a freelancer, usually a freelance writer.
I'd rather write for myself, but my work as a hired gun pays the rent.
hired gun by HoneyB September 3, 2006

Finger Gun 

the act in which one person provides sexual stimulation for another person by making a gun with their fingers, before thrusting the 'gun' in and out of another persons holes while making a shooting noise with their mouth.
Situation 1:

John: "I was out last night, and this dirty hoe asked if i would finger gun her, what the fuck!?"

Situation 2:

Person 1: "I was finger gunning your mum the other day and.."

Person 2: "Wait, what!?" *Beats the shit out of him*

gatling gun of pee 

this is what happens when you are peeing and you suddenly lose control of your pee stream and little drops come out at hi speed.
oh god this will take a while to clean up. DARN YOU GATLING GUN OF PEE
An incredibly hot nickname for anyone who's absolute BA material and wears aviators on a regular basis.
"Top Gun! Lookin' damn fine to-day!"
top gun by Jesse02134 January 12, 2009

Broken Squirt Gun

Its when you put Duct Tape around your cock and piss hole and then Violently Masturbate so that when you climax your Cum has nowhere to go, like a Broken Squirt Gun,(Squirt Guns would always jam up with water)
Dude, I'm so bored you wanna go outside and play with Broken Squirt Guns.