Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.
Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!
by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.
by gewsing August 1, 2017

bAN: Wow, did you see what happened to Tim?
Mick: Isnt he the new Lead for the Beki Crew
bAN: Yeah....Hes The Goose Lead Bro!
Tim: Oi...do some fkn work!
Mick: Isnt he the new Lead for the Beki Crew
bAN: Yeah....Hes The Goose Lead Bro!
Tim: Oi...do some fkn work!
by KweebAN December 4, 2022

by lukeh March 23, 2005

Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.
Getting no bitches or money
Getting no bitches or money
*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread
You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread
You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn
by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022

by carnage1138 November 26, 2010
