A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.
by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020
Get the Goosemug. When a band steals the fans of another band when they open for the band but refuses to have any bands open for them when they blow up.
Did you see them Goose Pigeons Playing Ping Ping?
They don’t have openers because they are afraid to be Goosed.
They don’t have openers because they are afraid to be Goosed.
by GooseSpiracy March 6, 2022
Get the Goosedmug. 
To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.
by gewsing August 1, 2017
Get the Goosingmug. by goosey woosey February 5, 2022
Get the Goosemug. 
Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.
Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!
by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020
Get the Goosemug.