red donut

the ring that appears around an extremely worn out butthole.

aye girl!! u redy to make this red donut after u eat my mud pie?!

by dhis diq May 9, 2016

Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman 1: falls right next to a robber
Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

Strawberry donut

The act of running over someone with your car while doing donuts so much that it makes the donuts look strawberry.

He got out of his car and hit mine so I turned his ass into a strawberry Donut.

by That urban dictionary guy March 7, 2025

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

watermelon donut

an unusual combination

why Tallulah u are so weird, like a watermelon donut

by Traylanlulah March 13, 2019

Jam Donut

When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole

My missus was on her period this week and had the fattest jam donut around her back hole

by gloryhole December 4, 2021

Brown sugar donut

A delicately sugar coated bunghole.

"Hey Felicia, i heard you got a brown sugar donut last night. Was it magical?"

""Oh Samantha! Stimulate my brown sugar donut!!!"

"I heard you ate a brown sugar donut last week. How did your diabetes take it?""

by A very hungry hippo January 27, 2018