dangleberries

crums of faeces that are caught on anul hair and dried into balls of faeses.

check your dangleberries mate!

by the dude October 1, 2003

dingleberry

Dingleberries are found in the anal and choad region of the body. They are a combination of toilet paper and sheot. This combination is practically indestructable.

New! Capt'n Crunch with dingleberries.

by CHOAD April 8, 2003

dingleberry

An annoying or unwanted person who latches onto others simply so they are not alone. Figuratively, like that piece of poop that latches on and does not want to let go. This person usually feels extremely uncomfortable during these situations.

There was no one to sit with at lunch today, so I awkwardly sat with a group of people I don't really talk to. I felt like such a dingleberry.

by i_have_no_name. October 21, 2009

dingleberry

A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!

Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?

by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

Dingleshit

Poo nugget that hangs from your nut hair.

That dood has some rad Dingleshit goin' on!

by Brad April 26, 2004

dingleberry

a small piece of dried up poop, that gets stuck to the hairs of your butthole

ex: ahh my butthole itches, oh lookeeey here, i just pulled off a dingleberry

by *shannon January 14, 2008

dingleberry

Chunk of poop left on your corn hole after proceeding in the act of shitting.

I thought I was done pooping, but when i stood up I could feel a dingleberry

by Fundamental April 7, 2008