cheesed myself

'I cheesed myself' means 'I cummed inside of my panties'. For when something so sexy happened that it made you suddenly ejaculate all over your freshly cleaned tighty whities.

"When that girl tapped my shoulder I cheesed myself and started crying and everyone laughed"

by Sussy Bazinga October 7, 2022

Nigga Cheese

the new operating system in the Tesla vehicles

A: You heard about the new Nigga Cheese update?
B: Yeahh!

by niggacheeselover11 February 26, 2022

Sussy cheese

A guy named Joseph is generally referred to as a sussy cheese boy

Joseph is so sussy cheese

by Fishy foof May 24, 2021

anus cheese

when a cow's utter spills milk inside your anus and you got butter all up in your butthole and you proceed to shake around, creating anus cheese.

Dude, a cow just spilled milk in my anus and i sat on a stick of butter. Im going to create anus cheese! who wants a sandwich?

by hottiepants20000 March 7, 2010

porono cheese

A special cheese that tastes amazing on your nachos and sandwiches. It's like porno cheese, but with an extra OooOoo.

Person 1: "Would you like some porono cheese on top?"
Person 2: "Why yes, I would like some porono cheese melted on my nachos!"

by petyourcat July 7, 2011

beaver cheese

A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection. Very stinky and horrible tasting.

I went down on this bitch and she had all this fucking beaver cheese, so I got the hell outta there!

by Fernando January 17, 2004

cut the cheese

To Fart;Let out gas
instead of saying so imporperly "did you fart?" yo ask "did u cut the cheese"

"Hey Charles did you cut the cheese cause it smells like &%$@"

by Yossi A October 12, 2005